Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today
by live as long as u can June 20, 2019
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 05, 2018
A nostalgic racing video game released in the late 2010. You can play it on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, there's also a remastered released in 2020. You can play on Xbox One, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4
Friend: you have some Need for Speed game?
Me: yeah i have Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2010 and remastered
Friend: let's play the original on Xbox 360
Me: yeah i have Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2010 and remastered
Friend: let's play the original on Xbox 360
by nfsvsforza January 09, 2023
Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
by Getz December 23, 2003
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 02, 2009
A comment made whe one refers to others that are fighting. Usually said by one male to another, dreamily as they mentally picture the scene,of the fighting pair.
Mick: Here Jimmy, did you know Kate and Sandra were fighting?
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!
by Lean something new every day> March 06, 2005