Netflix and Relax

Like Netflix and Chill, but masturbating alone while watching Netflix.

Brad: What did you do last night?
Julia: Netflix and relax.
Brad: Ewww, gross.

by swag69ington December 2, 2017

Netflix and food

Like Netflix and chill but your by ur self eating the way god intended no sins 👊🏻🧁

“Wow looks like she’s having fun what she doing ?”
“She’s Netflix and food “

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Netflixing

Verb.

Sit up, eat and chill and watch Netflix for long periods.

What is Ryan doing? - He is Netflixing

by Unnusualwinner October 4, 2015

netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018

netflix and destroy

watching netflix and destroying pussy

maddy likes to netflix and destroy

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Netflixed

The point when one realizes that they have no idea when they will be caught up on their instant streaming cue of TV shows and movies.

A: Hey, you should check out this new show they put on Instant Play!
B: That sounds great, but I don't know when I'll get around to it. I'm pretty Netflixed as it is.
A: I don't care how Netflixed you are! Make this one a priority, even if it Netflixes you further!

by hiebz January 22, 2014

Netflix Activist

Person who makes sure to watch every trending Netflix documentary about social issues in the world (ex. Blackfish, Ted Bundy, Tiger King, R. Kelly, etc), and makes sure to post a "novel" about it on social media, but never actually researches social issues or tries to change the world for the better.

"Did you see Breanna's huge Facebook post about R. Kelly?"

"Yep. Just being a Netflix Activist as usual."

by Corrupt Yoda April 27, 2020