my left ass cheek 

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

my left ass cheek by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

blow the horse in my puss/ass 

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

blow the horse in my puss/ass by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

Ass My Dude 

(exclamation)
1. When your dude makes a sick grab or clean huck and you bend over and point at your ass through your legs and yell Ass My Dude!
2. When your dude wins an arcade game big and you yell Ass My Dude!

Someone's dude- *Bids for a full field flick for two points*
Someone- Ass My Dude!

Ass My Dude by wwwvfreshman January 22, 2019

kiss my black ass 

refering to literaly to get on your knees and kiss a nigga's ass

usualy used after you ask a nigga somthing they dont want to do

me:Hey ShaWonda, i think its time you give me a BJ

ShaWonda:Well you can kiss my black ass, cracka

kiss my black ass by Nagger H8a May 13, 2005

my fat ass 

"my fat ass" is when your ass is fat and juicy and you just say "my fat ass" randomly and then people will shut up

meckenzie: how do i use toilet paper right??

me: "my FAT ASS"

meckenzie: oh

my fat ass by lol_yesgirl May 12, 2022

Excuse my half ass 

It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.

Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass

Excuse my half ass by Pooyesh December 14, 2022