my mental health

Not a thing

My mental health does not exist :3

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010

My own self

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.

Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".

by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

my favorite murder

A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.

Do you listen to My Favorite Murder

by VTMurderino June 7, 2018

My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

by Tracket December 17, 2017

My Bloody Valentine

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.

It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.

by UrbaneBill January 27, 2008

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004