Mark

Mark is the greatest human being on this earth. A way to describe him would be "earthly incarnation of awesome." He is sexy, intelligent, adorable and the love of my life. If you have a Mark in your life then you are truly lucky, he will make you the happiest person alive.

Mark: Before we die, I hope to have said 'I love you' as many times as there are stars in the sky.
Me: *Flails arms frantically.*

by treleparc April 4, 2013

Markcramer

to pull a mark cramer, to wickipedia oneself multiple times daily and have others make drinks whilst you are being fed grapes and fanned by palm leaves.

Oh my god I want to be the markcramer.

by foxiroxi January 21, 2008

Mark

He is the most kindhearted,cute,Funny I've ever met. He made me laugh,smile,Blush. He always helps people. And always there for me.

Love you Mark☺

Mark a caring person.

by Mady---xoxxx September 19, 2018

markaz

Source of corona virus in India.

You can do the markaz on the commode.

by Tabliki April 13, 2020

Borthwickism (mark)

1. Nickname for the plague.
2. when someone idolise's ones self.
3. when someone is an insensitve prick.
4. when someone lie's to make themselves look good.

" oh hey, i look so great today! I spent hours looking for a look that made me look like a god! Then I remembered.....I AM GOD ! "

" hey dude, that's soo Borthwickism (mark) !!!!

by The Plauge August 24, 2010

Homemade Dark Mark

Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.

I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

mark lawrenceson

Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008