mustardist

the highest form of expression

I love you mustardist

by big papaz December 28, 2022

mustardbait

(verb) To lure a person using mustard.

I mustardbaited a guy last year.

by MrPenguini2705 January 13, 2023

Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

by DANK YAMS March 23, 2023

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.

Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night…

by Whoremembers September 3, 2023