unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022

Corrupt Mechanic

A gay person; specifically a gay male

Person 1: Dude, did you see that guy wearing a dress?
Person 2: Yea, he’s such a Corrupt Mechanic

by Asdflkjhjdgsk September 24, 2022

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022

Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.

"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."

by Random1Alex December 8, 2022

The Mechanism

So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.

The Mechanism

by Charlie_436 May 31, 2023

Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Techno Machanicus

Ahahahahaha... I'll allow it.

Hym "It's Truckazord-adajacent at least. I'm pleased. Techno Machanicus is allowed."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2023