Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains

You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.

we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.

by g'd up foo June 15, 2009

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Balls Mountain

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.

Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!

by Real YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

mountain goller

A person who licks cows assholes an likes swamp turkeys

You mountain goller

by Hbvhhh November 15, 2020

Mountain Brook

While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"

I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.

This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!

People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.

by countryboybutbrookielover March 22, 2009