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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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fuck shit bitch motherfucker

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.
by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023
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Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.
Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.
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Bitch Ass Motherfucker

Some doofy lookin 6'5" ginger kid that smells like a NYC alleyway at 8am on a 90 degree August day. Straight piss.
by rackle334353 April 27, 2023
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That's two down motherfucker!

A term used to explain that you killed someone.
Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020
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Motherfucker

noun: VULGAR SLANGNORTH AMERICAN
1.
a despicable or very unpleasant person or thing.
2.
a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable, remarkable, or impressive in some way.
"that cover photo proves he is one talented motherfucker"
by DefinitionStar™ October 15, 2021
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