cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020

Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!

by Dubstephero March 9, 2020

le' monday

adjective: the feeling you get when all you want to do is flip a table.

Employee 1: Hey man, did you F**CKIN' hear what Tony said at that meeting?"
Employee 2: *sigh* yea man.. le' monday vibes

by le'monday September 21, 2020

pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋

bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday

by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020

mineta Monday

Every Monday is national eat a grape day

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Mineta monday

Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020