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Minnesota Icicle

The act of locating a large icicle, and using it as a dildo while having a collection jar to catch the melting water. After the jar is full, you drink the water or use it as lubricant.
I just Minnesota icicled with my girlfriend and drank some of the water when I got thirsty
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
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Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
by mrs May 2, 2014
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minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.
by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014
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Minneapolis

the only sort of cool place in the shit state of Minnesota
Man I can't wait to move it of Kato and get to Minneapolis
by waterbeddealer October 9, 2016
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lindstrom minnesota

The town on the border of MN and WI with a bunch of lakes around it. There's like 3000 people there.
by Replaayz February 12, 2017
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University of Minnesota

"oh Im a lame bitch"
"Where do you go to school"
"the University of minnesota duh"
by jayt4343 June 23, 2016
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Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.
Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.
by freeze ez February 21, 2010
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