The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.
by Abell student February 27, 2011
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The town is somewhat pretty to visitors, but SUCKS to live in because there is absolutely nothing to do. In midoldian, you either an old grumpy type or burnt out basket case child. If you don't own a huge gun collection, then you are viewed as a 2nd rate citizen. You have to drive for hours to do anything fun. The kids are bored as hell and most smoke weed, do meth and heroin to spice up their pointless existence. What do the adults do for fun in midlothian? They shoot at things all day and night. I had bullet holes all in the back side of my house. One bullet actually went into my house from one of the red neck neighbors and ended up in my kitchen sink.
The school is pretty crappy. It's full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. In Midlothian, you know youre a loser and your life will amount to almost nothing. The few kids that play sports and actually amount to somthing usally run for the hills as far away from this god foresaken place as they possibly can. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really.
The town is somewhat pretty to visitors, but SUCKS to live in because there is absolutely nothing to do. In midoldian, you either an old grumpy type or burnt out basket case child. If you don't own a huge gun collection, then you are viewed as a 2nd rate citizen. You have to drive for hours to do anything fun. The kids are bored as hell and most smoke weed, do meth and heroin to spice up their pointless existence. What do the adults do for fun in midlothian? They shoot at things all day and night. I had bullet holes all in the back side of my house. One bullet actually went into my house from one of the red neck neighbors and ended up in my kitchen sink.
The school is pretty crappy. It's full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. In Midlothian, you know youre a loser and your life will amount to almost nothing. The few kids that play sports and actually amount to somthing usally run for the hills as far away from this god foresaken place as they possibly can. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really.
by midlothian sucks January 17, 2011
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