matchdick syndrome

When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.

I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?

by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021

matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active

The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021

matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.

“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”

by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021

matchikito

matchikito
Used to refer to a friend called Mat to treat them as inferior human beings. Every time they talked back to you with an attitude you use this Spanish word. It also can be used as a verb.

Example 1:
Mat: Eu eres un cagon culero, vete a joder a otro sitio forro de mierda
You: yaaa tranquilizate a la verga matchikito

Mat: Ey, you are so annoying, get away from me, I can't deal with you.
You: eyyyy, chill buddy, you are being such a matchikito.

by Weirdogirl_lel July 22, 2021

Matchyou Peachyou

A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.

I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.

by QuacksO July 23, 2021

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021

Mechahitler

Mechahitler first appreciated on dragon ball Z in episode 420, and was chosen to be the best wifu of 2016, according to the Koran had a twelve inch penis and know how to use it... As well as being the son of God.

- Your such a mechahitler!
- thanks mate! May the Mechahitler be with you

by MachaIzzy August 17, 2021