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Maya

Maya is an unstable, constantly crashing, hellscape of a software used in CGI for a lot of stuff. Originally developed by Alias Systems in 1998 it was bought up by the devil itself Autodesk Inc (in 2005) who has since then added nothing or outdated features at each release. It is currently the most widespread 3D software in the cinema industry (for now) and has a large range of uses thanks to the frankenstein nature of all the third party plugins that have been bought by Autodesk and shoved into Maya like you would combine a chicken and a cow using crackers and cement to hold the whole thing together.

You can model, rig, animate, light and render in Maya. The other features are shit and subpar compared to other softwares that will be used instead in the pipeline.

The only good "native" renderer equiped with Maya so far is Arnold which is again an old 3rd party plugin reattached to the main program with the talent of a mad gorrila. This renderer has it's own shaders and nodes that are way better than native Maya ones but manage to crash like 50% out of 90% of the time.

If you are working without saving, then may whatever you believe in help you because Maya has no mercy upon your poor soul and you will suffer loosing 5 hours of work to the beast.
John: "Maya didn't crash!"
Sam: "Yet..."
by Wise Old Khajiit February 22, 2022
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maya and kai

ur just like maya and kai. So lovey-dovey
by mayakai June 12, 2022
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Maya and Lena

Maya: minding her own business in her room

Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror

Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
by hxhsks June 30, 2021
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Maya

Maya is beautiful in and out. She is the most gorgeous being you'll ever see. When you see her you are qlmost guranteed to melt away. She is the funniest person you can meet and never fails to make you cry out of laughter. She is so kind and will do whatever it takes to make you happy and shes always willing to put others before herself. She is the most perfect a person can be.
Maya is the best
by aquainfinityexplosion June 25, 2022
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Maya

She shits on birds and And he likes pussy and she is very ugly with the most shortest eyebrows
Guy;Maya Shits in briefs

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by Cecelia101 June 10, 2018
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Maya and Idriss

by FreshOuttaEggz March 7, 2023
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Ava and Maya

These two people are crazy and fun! Once you get too know them you will be in a dream! When they are together you can never separate them! Ava and Maya are the bestays that will never be replaced
Why are they always together?
Maybe they are called Ava and Maya!
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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