What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
by odah July 14, 2014
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
by TheGoon September 18, 2012
OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!
by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017
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Australian slang for a throat fuck
Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?
Paul : Yeah be there @ 7
Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!
“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”
Paul : Yeah be there @ 7
Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!
“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”
by JangelinaMcCuntea May 21, 2019
by sophie herself July 11, 2003
A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.
by I dont know You you dont know me come looking and June 01, 2003