You fucked up mate

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.

American translation: "You dun goof'd"

Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."

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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."

by odah July 14, 2014

Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

by TheGoon September 18, 2012

OH BLOODY HELL MATE

when two male brits fuck each other and blood comes out, one needs to screams this outloud

OH BLOODY HELL MATE, MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!

by oh goodie! AHAHA December 19, 2017

Didgeridoo me throat mate

Australian slang for a throat fuck

Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?

Paul : Yeah be there @ 7

Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!

“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”

by JangelinaMcCuntea May 20, 2019

Get a booster jab mate

Alias for Get Fucked

Get a booster jab mate.
Get fucked mate

by TheBlumanski December 3, 2021

all ma mates

this is to all who know me sophie and i go to harris in yr 9 i love you ALL K

by sophie herself July 11, 2003

Huw's Best Mate

A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.

by I dont know You you dont know me come looking and June 1, 2003