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Major Bennington

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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Major Johnson

A boner. A fat. A chubby. A hard on. The erect penis of the human male
Ben has a major johnson for ayla
by Fat man little boy December 4, 2025
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G Major 16

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.
That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.
by Skippystein June 24, 2024
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Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on
Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !
by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024
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Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.
Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.
by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024
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