muddy

Someone that you knew since a little kid or grew up with .

That’s really my muddy frm pre-k .

by bend dover :) July 9, 2022

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy

Muddy; an adjective for the environment after two males participate in anal sex. Mark zuccaberg was feeling extra fruity on a sunday afternoon. He decided to visit a gay bar to please his sexual fantasies about gay love. As he arrived, he was immediately aroused by the thrusting motion of the male strippers. He emptied his wallet to one specific stripper; his name was chad. Later on, mark and chad both pounded eachothers butts. The room was muddy after they were done.

After mark and chad were done, the room was muddy.
Chad- damn, this room is muddier than a pig sty!
Mark- mmm i love a muddy room, better than aromatherapy!

by Maximum girth August 6, 2021

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

Muddy Dragon

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.

Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.

by muddydragon June 14, 2025