moon rot

The onset of hallucinations and symptoms similar to minor psychosis during the nocturnal hours. May also manifest in a variety of behavioral abnormalities and issues, characterized by the onset only at night, or in the absence of light.

Jerry has a moon rot really bad, so bother him at night, or he'll think that you are aliens trying to kidnap him again

by lover of Man February 7, 2018

Moon Daddy

1. Love of my life. My Goddess.
2. Perfection
3. My reason for existing

Moon Daddy is a blessing from above. The most gorgeous , caring, sweet, sexiest person on the planet.

"Man , I wish Moon Daddy would notice me"

by itstheboi July 2, 2021

Moon Junhui

He is the most good looking guy I've ever seen. He's also a very funny person, he has a cat like personality which for me is very cute. He likes playing with his phone alot. He's very caring to his members which makes him a perfect boyfriend. He doesn't talk that much but he's very funny and smart. He's amazing at dancing, singing, and acting. His weird antics never fails us to laugh he's such a lovely man I love him so much it sucks to think that he's the only one in the world if I have a chance to marry him i'll probably would not hesitate to give him all my love and attention.

"Junhui is such a cutie"
"I believe in Moon Junhui supremacy!"
"Junhui is such a talented person, he is not a bed so DON'T SLEEP on him"

by minsung lubog123 June 8, 2021

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

moon yeti

Strange, light grey creature that lurks in South East North America. Usually hunting by night for a meaty snack.

He ate that burger like a moon yeti

by Moonyetiawarness November 5, 2017

moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019

moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018