This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
Get the michigan tamalemug. When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes
by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025
Get the Michigan mudslidemug. The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
Get the Michigan Mangomug. Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
Get the Michigan State Shotmug. Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"
Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025
Get the Michigan Rappermug. A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
Get the Michigan timemug. by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
Get the Michigan Handjobmug.