Mason

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A person who drives very slow or very poorly

"stop being a mason and get out of my lane"

Mason by MasonHater911 September 10, 2026

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Mason

If you know a Mason, he’s definitely one of your favorite people in the world. A deeply consistent and reliable friend, someone you want to make smile all the time. Masons have a variety of endeavors they love, because they’re able to be passionate about so many things - something you can’t help but love about them. Ridiculously empathetic, Masons will always know what you’re feeling but will never push you to share. Because they’re likely on the private side, it feels like a privilege to get to know a Mason. A Mason is a fiercely caring, intelligent, genuine individual. Definitely a cute dude, too. True catch in every regard.

“Wow, who’s that super cute dude over there?”

“Oh that’s masón he’s a total swoon”

Masón by Knit gal June 17, 2018

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Mason'd

Totalling a car, especially in a spectacular manner, i.e. in a creek, head-on collision, etc.

"I can't believe you drove your car into a creek, do you think its fixable?" "Nah, its Mason'd for sure."

Mason'd by Garker39 March 2, 2021

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Mason Effect

A global phenomenon whereby unseasonably warm weather prevents snow fall in otherwise alpine wonderlands.

We have been so looking forward to our ski holiday in Austria at the end of the year but fear that the Mason Effect will leave us with no snow to ski on.

Mason Effect by Tunnel November 21, 2011