Rock Lobster

1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.

Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.

Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.

by Rythmicjea August 23, 2020

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 12, 2024

Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 06, 2023