hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.

Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.

Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.

by Vr king May 24, 2022

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money

You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping

by Roughtrain July 19, 2016

Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf

my cat is always loafing

by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023