Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.

"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 15, 2019

loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.

1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)

by lamo January 15, 2005

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.

I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.

by Niker4404 March 27, 2024

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021