hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

Cognitive Load

1. a state of extreme mental exhaustion because of excessive content absorption or mind-numbing work
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event

I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!

by Golden Rules September 5, 2015

runny load

When she swallows your load and you black pepper her nose so she sneezes your load out her nose.

So you gave her a runny load!

by Jtipinwind November 11, 2017

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.

"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."

by richard rodney January 3, 2020

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

by Super Steve June 1, 2017