Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.
That boy is a shit load of trouble.
by Baretree September 11, 2018
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Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.
I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.
by Theronai February 10, 2011
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trust load

I gave her my trust load.
by eightythree February 19, 2014
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Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.
I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn program to continue playing.
by Urbanverban July 12, 2021
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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.
I just load coastered onto my sister.
by Tyler Leaks January 29, 2019
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hit load

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."
by SeamusTwysted September 03, 2017
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