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Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Lincoln

Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.
Kid:I saw a Lincoln today
Kid2:ok he looks average

Kid:I agree
by Elmo is life December 30, 2019
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Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow
by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024
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Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!
by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024
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lincoln school costa rica

K -12 private prep school for Costa Rica's elite. The school that the children of important diplomats and businessmen attend. Kids go to a variety of US schools post-graduation (from Brown, UPenn, Gtown to Penn State, Pepperdine, LSU...)

Kids who go here are a combination of smart, obnoxious, and sometimes preppy. Parties organized by these spoiled kids are sick; the drinking spirit is strong. Expect instragram posts of yachts, vacation trips to ski resorts, thailand, and lots of expensive swimwear.
You go to lincoln school costa rica?

Yeah

Fucking "pipi" (costa rican slang for "spoiled brat")
by CR Insider October 11, 2016
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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
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lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.
Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.
by Rezneck July 21, 2016
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