living trust

A document you sign before you die, so all the people you hate gets your breadman

Before you die you must sign a living trust, especially if you are rich.

by vincent skbd December 23, 2008

liking machine

guy or girl that has different crushes everytime you talk to them.

"Does Sarah still like Josh?" " No, now she likes Mark. That girl is a liking machine. vroom vroom

by nippdog May 27, 2011

Limbing

To fuck someone with a limb, but most commonly your arm

To fist someone up to your forearm

Person 1: Man My girlfriend keeps complaining that I'm shit in bed
Person 2: You should try limbing on her man
Person 1: That's a great idea!
Person 2: Yeah man! Grab those guys!

by Mr_Touchy October 7, 2016

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Livingston

Livingston is home to every Jewish person in NJ. No joke. If you aren't Jewish your Asian or if you're black by some chance are hella smart with rich parents. They shop at Short Hills. And some rare people are *gasp* fangirls and punk rocks. Wow! But other wise they are sluts. Who have already done it in 7th or 6th and say it. Some work as prositites in their school. Boys are fuckboys and jocks. The rare nerd is a teachers pet and has no life.

Omg!!!! Let's go to short Hills Mall then hit the movie theater for our 'job' , the boys are waiting in the last row. After let's go to Starbucks and then partay!!!!!!!!!!!! Says every Slut from Livingston

by Sailor66 December 18, 2016

Living in the Ice Age

Seen the real atrocities
Buried in the sand
Stockpiled safety for a few
We stand holding hands
I'm living in the Ice age
I'm living in the Ice age
Nothing will hold
Nothing will fit
Into the cold
It's not an eclipse
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age

Searching for another way
She can hide behind the door
Live in holes and disused shafts
Hopes for little more
I'm living in the Ice age
I'm living in the Ice age
Nothing will hold
Nothing will fit
Into the cold
No smile on your lips
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age

by Death Menace February 1, 2023

glazing the living room

verb

1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place

1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."

by l-sizzzzle June 18, 2008