A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024
Get the Dirty Lillimug. Yo lillie is so cute
by Pseudonympsedonym April 22, 2023
Get the Lilliemug. Lilly is a very cool person, she lightens up the room as she walks in. Lilly has beautiful long blonde hair hair and bold brown eyes that lock with yours from across the room. She is shy at first but when she feels comfortable she lets her bubbly, sarcastic and fun personality show. Lilly loves boys, though she is extremely doubtful and doesn’t trust easily. Lilly loves the beach and nature, she loves being surrounded with positive people and enjoys uplifting activities as she is a very adventurous person.
by Sam gratson October 14, 2020
Get the Lillymug. To allow for your grandfather (usually older than 87) to rub one out on the couch while drinking a margarita and watching the godfather
by NotyouraverageJoe’slover5112 June 17, 2025
Get the Dirty Lillymug. Pink whitney goddess. True belieber and katy perry stan. Nothing will stop lilly from a nice night out with the gals. Film demon and cowboy boot killer. If you ever need a model hit her up cause OMG she is the one 4 U, check her out on the calarts website! Lilly is the sweetest girl you willl ever meet but she has a DARK SIDE. Shes also trying to go sober so congrats on 24 hours lilly we are proud. Ever since the incident her heart got a lot colder.
by becky lujan September 26, 2022
Get the Lillymug. Lilly is a girl who is really funny, you can talk with her about lots of things but not discuss things very well:)
If you have her as a friend dont lose her! And be happy what you got. This girl is crazy but correct! Shes not so confident but is fucking beautiful and people dont say it enough to her. She blame herself to much and thinks not much of herself. Anyways love this person she need it! She is an Extrovert but sometimes shes shy.
Lilly you are a cool person!!
If you have her as a friend dont lose her! And be happy what you got. This girl is crazy but correct! Shes not so confident but is fucking beautiful and people dont say it enough to her. She blame herself to much and thinks not much of herself. Anyways love this person she need it! She is an Extrovert but sometimes shes shy.
Lilly you are a cool person!!
by Goodsooup7 November 6, 2021
Get the Lillymug. Lilly is very creative and smart person, she has a lot of Insecurities. She wont let you touch her or her stuff. She reads all the time and once she grabs a book she won’t put it down unless it is finished! Harry Potter is her crush and she will be waiting for her Hogwarts letter till she is dead!
by LillyBeth09 July 8, 2020
Get the Lillymug.