Leave It On Laps

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Leave It On Laps

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Not leaving

An act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

"I'm not leaving you"

by DumpsterDumper November 24, 2024

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley August 19, 2015

I didn't just leave it

You need to stop making excuses for stealing from me or I'm going to need to start stabbing kids.

Hym "I didn't just leave it. Published publicly. You're not keeping it. You need to stop blowing smoke up eachother's asses about it."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025