loose toque

A loose toque is a term used to define liberal hippies in Canada.

Look at that loose toque over there, eating in vegan, gluten free... and wearing their ethically sourced, organic clothing. They are definitely voting for the green party next election.

by jdmcdona March 2, 2014

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

loose wrench

When a woman is so loose, she must twist her hips to apply pelvic torque for you to feel anything. The term may be applied either to the technique, or the individual who must utilize it.

After the sixth kid, my wife was a loose wrench.

by AnikcuF October 2, 2015

Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.

Obamacare is a loose blimp.

by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015

Loosasaurus Rex

One who comits a hefty loose act.

Did you hear how Isaac ate his ass? Isaac is such a loosasaurus Rex.

by Fahtility June 13, 2016

Loose loose

A loose vag. Either from natural things, like having kids, or having multiple trains ran on you.

Person 1: Damn man, couldn't tell if shawty even had walls last night.

Person 2: She had that loose loose?
Person 1: Hell yeah!

by Yourmomsride August 27, 2016