loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Loaf

Poop, particularly firm or constipated poop

I just laid a giant loaf.

by hottiethottie11 October 25, 2018

Loaf

Loaf by LOAF ♥️ Aidan Gallagher's song but ✨with flavour✨

*no hate to him he's an amazing actor so creds to him*

"omg is he singing in cursive?"
"that's our aidan🥰✨"
"🥰lOAf 🥖LOAF 🧚🏻 ♀️🍞LoAf✨🍞lOAF bY 🔇LOAFF 🔊🐸"

by yuhbadbleep10 September 10, 2020

Cleavage loaf

Exposed upper boob fat typically found on hot girls with big boobs but most commonly on fat women in Walmart riding a scooter.

Went to Walmart to buy bread and left with a cleavage loaf

by SC KCCO May 18, 2016

Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

loaf boys

A group with a lot of money

We’re going to call our self’s loaf boys since we’re paid

by Laa t May 7, 2024

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025