Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025

Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle

A name for a funny, yet also sort of goofy person. It's a very intelligent phrase that was developed in the year 2023, and the phrase was thrown around so much, yet never gets old with time.

Person 1: Yo do you wanna get some pizza
Person 2: nahh me to dum no wan pizza
Person 1: u are a dumb Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle !

by JD Official January 2, 2024