Grandfather Jonathan

guy 1: papa johns

guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan

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by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021

Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

Jonathan

Classic musician ass. Look good in skinny but not too skinny jeans

Look at Jonathan classic musician ass !

by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020

Jonathan

The realist nigga in the world,always putting people before him but needs to stop sometimes.hes handsome,loyal and a young gentleman man.deep down he’s a lover boy but doesn’t seem to find the right one ,

Jonathan the king

by Hugh hefena March 27, 2025

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021