jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.

1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"

by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024

Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.

"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."

by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021