jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

jew rick

Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .

I can't believe after all we did for that cat he pulled a Jew Rick on us..

by Egroeg April 1, 2020

Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything

Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?

by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017

jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022