jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016

jew rick

Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .

I can't believe after all we did for that cat he pulled a Jew Rick on us..

by Egroeg April 1, 2020

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.

Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.

by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017

Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.

Those people get their jew mitts into everything.

by Volksgeist July 31, 2018

Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything

Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?

by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021