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Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.
Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.
by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017
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Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.
Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp
by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022
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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
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Brooklyn Jew

A group of two or more loudly speaking women who appear to talk about anything and gossip about everything
Can you hear those Brooklyn Jews cackling amongst themselves?
by Schutz Staffel July 9, 2017
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Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.
Those people get their jew mitts into everything.
by Volksgeist July 31, 2018
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tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014
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Nasty Jew

The art of taking a shit on a bitch's chest while riding her at her uncle's bar mitzvah
Bradley gave Ashley a Nasty Jew last night at her Uncle Sam's bar mitzvah.
by Iwantokillmyself April 19, 2016
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