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Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3
Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)
by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025
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Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.
Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.
by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024
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Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH
damn Jar noice dick ya got homie
by Jar321 March 24, 2021
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)
I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.
by Ludickrious May 17, 2021
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