Hot, but younger girl who can get WAY older guys, and has a nice body. all the girls are jealous of a Jade Myers and all the guys wanna fuck her. She's a very sexual human being but only in love with one person at a time, for a long period of time. May be reffered to as a whore or skank but is extremly outgoing with an amazing personality, very funny, & can kick ass.
Jake: Damn i wanna Fuck that Jade Myers so bad, shes so fiine!!
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head
by jlrg4v December 3, 2010
Get the Jade Myersmug. 
'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O
by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017
Get the Jade Penismug. I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out
by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017
Get the jade eggmug. One who posseses a large quantity of anger and enragement. Easily angered and not to be messed with. This creature tends to like feeding from resources such as noodles and cheese and chive dips. Used to have a vague interest in the online roleplaying game known as 'Runescape' until she got bored and went out into the 'real' world. Currently stuck in a nursery with a sore toe.
Guy: Hi
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.
*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.
*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*
by Wraffles June 11, 2006
Get the Furios Jademug. the best person in my world (:
by ilovethiswrld January 20, 2011
Get the jade gouldmug. A beautiful petite model who has worked very hard in her career she shows that you don't have to be 5'9 or taller to be in the modeling industry she is a great women who we should all respect.
Anna : I really want to be a model but im 5'3 ill never make it in the industry
Diana : What the heck girl haven't you heard of isobella jade she's 5'3 and she's made it big in the industry
Anna : Really maybe i will give modeling a try :D
Diana : What the heck girl haven't you heard of isobella jade she's 5'3 and she's made it big in the industry
Anna : Really maybe i will give modeling a try :D
by day_day_bro June 24, 2012
Get the isobella jademug.