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A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
Jordan by Randybobany January 30, 2017

jordan jereb

A creep. An Extremist nut, One man Klan Jereb, Tallahassee's most notorious racist. Gets on the news for his hate speech regularly. Runs around apalachee parkway waving weird bizarro Republic Of Florida flags wearing tactical gear and helmet threatening people. Tried to instigate fights outside waffle house and got arrested for trying to extort rick Scott's staffers. Teaches people to blame all their problems on Jews.
Oh shit its Jordan Jereb
jordan jereb by Bigboi68 June 7, 2017

Jordan Hayball 

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks
Jordan Hayball by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009
A guy that tries to get girls but it never work he all ways gets rejected
Jordan: hey girl how you doing

Girls: ew yo gay as shit
Jordan by swagyomom June 25, 2018
Jordan has a small willy
There are two Jordans, the girls are the boys. Some boys named Jordan are cool, athletic, and hang out with athletes. The other Jordan boys are creeps. They’re super touchy with girls and guys. They’ll text girls creepy stuff like “I wanna fuck you so hard”, even though they’ve only known this girl for half a school year. They’ll flirt with many girls until they find someone that’ll fulfill their sexual desires(totally not saying this from my personal experience)*cough* my ex’s current boyfriend. They’ll ask girls for hugs and try to be romantic. They’ll ask a girl for nudes or touch her in sexual ways but if she ask them to stop, they’ll stop, but they’ll come back again and try again another time. They’ll usually make lots of friends and act good so no one will suspect anything bad from them.

One of my friends were a target of a Jordan. He was messaging her weird things and freaky things even though she wasn’t interested. My ex was a victim of a Jordan. She now dates him. Btw this Jordan has done this to many girls but she’s decides to ignore it. 😉

Next are the girl Jordan’s. These girls are funny, have good sense of humor and are overall nice. They have lots of guy friends but always reject them when they catch feelings. Jordan girls mainly date guys that are less popular.
Person 1: Did Jordan do anything to you when you guys went to go hang out?

Victim: Yeah... but I did tell him that I was uncomfortable.

Person 1: Why did you even get close to him...

This is totally not from an actual conversation with my ex🤷 ♀️
Jordan by Boyboii July 14, 2019