Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

itchy steamboat

The itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy anus because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas.

"Bro, last night when I was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on me...I was scratching my b-hole for the rest of the night. Shouldn't have mixed beer and curry, I guess."

by YayDubs October 6, 2016

ichy boobituz

this is where you can get a right ichy boob for no reason at all, nearly happens in the supermarket

i have right ichy boobituz, if i dont scratch it now i will go mental

by satansmother July 17, 2016

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

inchomatic

A web app that actually makes your penis bigger, alas only in pictures.

- so how you like that pic of my huge dick?
- no way you're that big, must be inchomatic

by el_cascadorrr May 18, 2016