An ultimate sigma maths teacher who has infinite rizz. His forearms are beautifully defined, his jawline perfectly made, he has the true body of a sigma. The founder of "Mr Kitchen's Christmas Quiz". He is an ultimately respected being, superior to all of mankind.
by Insmnyc December 22, 2022
Get the Mr Kitchenmug. by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017
Get the magician in the kitchenmug. "Hey Dimitri, I just had a crazy hamburger from made in the Joker Kitchen"
"Damn Limstoph, I have never been more jealous of anyone in all my 69 years on this earth"
"Damn Limstoph, I have never been more jealous of anyone in all my 69 years on this earth"
by Dry_Moisture December 11, 2020
Get the Joker Kitchenmug. A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
Get the kitchen toiletmug. The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
Get the portuguese kitchenmug. When you're broke as Fuck sleeping on someone else's couch and having to eat their food that they share with you. Because you're a lazy POS that can't save your money obtain things of your own and totally rely on someone else for all needs such as a Roof over your head, Clothes on your back, Food to eat and transportation getting between point A & Z and back to Point A. You and others like you have been dropped in Mcglocko's Kitchen.
Origin: Cabot Arkansas class of 1992
Origin: Cabot Arkansas class of 1992
Hey David I'm hungry got any Mcglocko's Kitchen laying around? I got .25 cents also you think i can crash here tonight at your house? I promise i won't stay long just enough to get my Mcglocko's kitchen on and rest and ill be on my way.
by BrokenHomesAtlasAddict March 20, 2021
Get the Mcglocko's Kitchenmug. by BarryMckockenerシ April 9, 2021
Get the Kitchenmug.