Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 23, 2021

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod

“Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH”

by Rj12139 May 23, 2023

Kitchen

The place that Jogn lights on fire at 3 am because he's bored.

You: JOGN WHY DID YOU LIGHT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN!!!
Jogn: I WAS BLACK

by Robbie622 June 24, 2023

kitchen conversation

A conversation that includes information that cannot leave this discussion, includes tea that cannot be further spilled.

Imma tell you this but it’s a kitchen conversation, so it stays between us.

by littleblackmunchkin June 27, 2023

Pretty Woman Kitchen

here in the kitchen, feeling pretty and i'll catch you on the flippity flop!

Person 1: Do you know Pretty Woman Kitchen?
Person 2: Yh the person who makes recipes vids and feels pretty

by AG2610 June 15, 2024