Drag Delusion

when a drag queen, or boring average person, is stuck in delusions of grandeur

Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”

by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024

Drag

Pulling someone across the floor while beating them.

Dude: What's-his-face has been saying some shit about you.
Bruh: Don't worry ima drag him after school.

by EPICdahjmf April 12, 2019

drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!

I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!

by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017

Drag factor

When one sits in the cubical to defecate but sits on the throne for far to long the smell sinks into ones clothing causing one to drag the smell around with them.

Simon came back into the office after sitting on the toilet for a while and Kevin asked who bought in the drag factor ?

by Robo Snoopo August 19, 2019

ninja dragging it

A joke started on TikTok surrounded around the streamer ninja who said that the ninja with the low taper fade meme was still popular months after nobody used it anymore. This sparked the creation of many memes talking about ninja dragging the joke which has become more popular than the low taper fade meme ever was.

Hey guys did you see the low taper fade meme it’s probably the biggest meme of the year and I saw 15 new versions of it today on TikTok. Reply: bro ninja dragging it right now

by JohnJonathon May 10, 2024

Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

Barbs Drag House

Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.

“Oh have you heard of Barbs Drag House?”“Yeah I wanna join.”

by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020