black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.

Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

Twerk Friday

( 04/22 )
Twerk on someone .

Twerk Friday Just go and dance on someone go craazy and stupiid!

by Mariie April 21, 2019

Friday The 31st

It’s today, just like other lucky days without broken mirrors, black cats, psychopaths, wizards and the number 31. Friday the 31st is the luckiest day ever!

“Thank god it’s Friday THE 31ST!!!”

by LikeXD31 May 31, 2019

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

friday scaries

A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.

“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”

“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”

by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019