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Human nip

Marijuana. Taken from its slight resemblance in appearance when broken up to packaged catnip, and its similar effects on humans as catnip has on cats.
The cat's been into the human nip again!
by OldsVistaCruiser March 29, 2011
mugGet the Human nipmug.

Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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human millipede

Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.
Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing
by donohohonoono October 18, 2020
mugGet the human millipedemug.

human anatomy

An interesting but complicated subject about be parts and systems in our bodies.

Tibia honest, I failed that human anatomy test.
I had to memorise all the bones in the body for human anatomy.
by Rueme February 25, 2015
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Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.
by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007
mugGet the Human Pursemug.

Faith in humans

When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
P1: am I the only one losing faith in humans ?
P2: NO they always been like that so no faith lost!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
mugGet the Faith in humansmug.

human buckaroo

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
by El capitain September 13, 2005
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