unpenny hotel

A shelter for people with nowhere else to go. When staying, all your possessions become the property of the hotel and its other guests. When you leave, you may request all your possessions back and you will receive them if you have behaved yourself. Rules are kept enforced through a mutual sense of predicament as the users of the hotels are usually a close knit group of unfortunates.

On a particularly cold night, he stumbled upon an unpenny hotel and was grateful for the warm bed and thin broth, but when he awoke, he was surprised to find his meager belongings meted out among the other guests.

by Duke of Port January 2, 2009

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

small hotel

Tight vagina

Damm she got a small hotel it barely fits

by Big its boto January 3, 2016

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich August 16, 2016

diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.

"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"

by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017

fresh hotel

A game website where a bunch of horny 12 year olds go and pretend to have s**.

Chloe: Hey Justin, Wanna play fresh Hotel tonight?
Justin: Yea sure we can make our retarded looking avatars have s** and use commands to get married an stuff! It will be great!

by Anonymous🐴 August 5, 2018

Bubble hotel

A hotel with spherical or near-spherical rooms made entirely of glass or transparent plastic

Luxury meets outdoor living at ATTRAP’RÊVES, a unique bubble hotel tucked away in the picturesque countryside of Marseille. Here, guests are invited to sleep beneath the stars in inflatable plastic bubbles … Each individually decorated unit is conveniently secluded and comes with a completely opaque bathroom and a telescope for stargazing.

by Corona Australis February 12, 2019