Top Cheese Hockey 

The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...

Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!

Top Cheese Hockey by A Segs December 16, 2011

i dont give a hockey 

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

i dont give a hockey by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017

ice hockey 

a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson: "Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."

ice hockey by Goalberg June 19, 2006

boot hockey

A mixture of soccer, basketball, bordenball, and rugby in which you must kick a tennis ball into a net (often the space between two hats) past a goalie to score, as in soccer. If the ball is caught (either from a bounce or from bringing it off the ground with your feet) you can run three to five steps depending on the rules before you have to drop it or throw it to a team mate. Almost always played with no rules full body contact. The unofficial national sport of Canada's elementary schools.

Timmy! Let's eat snot then go play boot hockey on lunch!
Okay Jimmy! But don't let Ms. Bitchowsky see us play or she'll send us into detention!!

boot hockey by burningpeaches May 31, 2006

field hockey 

Some sport no one really knows about! girls run around in skirts trying to not get caught with their fouls! so much fun! Lets you feel free, especially when you hit the ball for a hard shot to the goal!

Tegan's bomb at field hockey!

field hockey by this is just my sport April 2, 2004

Field Hockey 

Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.

*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*

Field Hockey by Breezy@Blacjac May 31, 2019

ECAC Hockey 

The ECAC hockey league is no doubt the best damn college hockey league of this fine nation.

Comprised of: RPI, St. Lawrence, Colgate, Harvard, Cornell, Dartmouth, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Union, Quinnipiac, and those cockmasters at Clarkson.

The ECAC Hockey should disown Clarkson cause they suck the cock too much. Clarkson is even worse than those newbie ass monger's at Quinnipiac.

ECAC Hockey by skeetonmytits December 13, 2008