simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

Love Ho

One who goes from relationship to relationship regardless of the other persons flaws; One who NEEDS to be in love..

“Why is she dating him? He has no job and sleeps on his parent’s couch.”

“Cuz she a love ho.”

by Wendy Darling 33 September 29, 2018

ho-cializing

what a prostitute does when she's working; she's not socializing because she's in it for the money, she's HO-cializing.

"See those two tricks over there? Yeah they are definitely ho-cializing. A couple of hocializers, definitely."

by Travislicious April 5, 2008

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

Ho Snack

A person that a ho would snack on. Not someone that would be able to turn a ho into a housewife, but rather a but of sustenance for a ho who needed a snack.

"Gurl...look at him dressed up like an extra in a rap video." "Mmmhm, he lookin like a straight up ho snack"

by Raul Jenkins May 25, 2018

what the ho

Expression used to express surprise or wonder. It can be used generally or specifically with regards to some hoes.

What the ho were you thinking when you told your customer to go f--- himself?!!

or

What the ho is she wearing?!! She looks like a slut!

by jeremy415 November 7, 2007

Ho- Flo

the combination of Homewood and Flossmoor. Originated in the hallways of H-F and has quickly become a main word in the white kid dictionary of HF. The new coming black and mexican population generally assumes that the natives of this area are rich whites or very rich blacks

Mike: Where you grow up?
Nick: Chicago Hieghts, what about you?
Mike: The Ho- Flo
Mike: Damn your lucky

by a H-F student November 4, 2012