beaver helmet

n.

a condom.

trans. v.

to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.

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American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.

(n.) Put on that beaver helmet.

(trans. v.) I beaver helmeted your sister last night.

by Darko October 17, 2004

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.

Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

by ub_bryan_2002 March 29, 2008

Satan's crash helmet

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).

You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock

by joewpu July 22, 2010

Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

by Roadhorse August 27, 2008

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009