Hannah Montana

The reason terrorists hate America.

"Hey, let's jack this plane and ram it into the World Trade Center 'cause Hannah Montana might be there"

by Colonoscopy Colin September 23, 2009

Hannah

Hannah is someone that doesn't typically say much at first. She is someone that only talks when she actually has something funny or humorous to say. She is possibly one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. Its the kind of beauty that cant be denied. The beauty that has a whole different category of its own. She is easy to talk to about ANYTHING. She will make you laugh by being her weird self. Shes not afraid to make a fool of herself. She usually has little Corks about her that nobody notices until they take the time to get to know her. But once you you go Hannah, you never go back. ( :

Wow, Hannah is so compassionate.

I think i just saw Hannah walking down the hall.

by Cammy cam April 15, 2011

Hannah Montana

a tv show and alter ego of a teenage disney star.
you will find that most people on the internet over age 12 hate her with a burning passion, probably passion they should be using to plot against the dictators of the world.
i say on the internet, because you will also find that people who are not - cynical, "intelligent", know all about "real music" and think they are "totally awesome" for hating a 16 year old they have never and will never meet - actually dont think about hannah montana. these normal people are indifferent to her, they think of her just as another celebrity.

hating hannah montana has become an incredibly pointless trend. which i laugh at.
to prove my example below, you will also find that this definition will have a huge number of thumbs down.

all the lame people who think they are being really witty:
" omg hannah montana is a lame slut who should die i want to kill her she cant sing and i have such great taste in music, now let me go on to name about a hundred bands i have picked off "greatest" lists so i sound cool. "

person with a life: "oh, hannah montana right? haha my little sister watches that show. she made me watch the movie with her. it was okay. "

by woaah09 August 4, 2009

Hannah Montana

Another word for "the devil."

I pray to god so Hannah Montana's never get me.

by Woo!!!! April 12, 2009

Hannah Montana

A Really Bad singer that thinks she is cool and popular but she is not, she is only liked by stupid 5 year olds! She is also a whore/slut. And Thinks that she is friends with the jonas brothers but is not cause she should be in a strait jacket as Joe Jonas said. And Nick is dating Selena now he will never marry you. Get over yourself!

"UGH that girl is such a HANNAH MONTANA"

by HannahWalsh1 October 10, 2008

Hanna

a nice, fun, funny, freakishly awesome, person, who loves to be around cats. She may like to "drop it like a tot" or perhaps even "get low." She enjoys canoodling with someone, preferably a guy..... She looks hot in a bikini, and even hotter wearing nothing. She makes jokes all the time, and most of them are inapropiate.... That sums of hanna.

ps. dont mention potato balls, that could send her over the edge.

when i was alone and bored last night, i called up my friend Hanna and we had a jolly good time.

by da big booty April 29, 2011

Hannaford

To insult someome to their face, gossip about them behind their back, publish lies about them on facebook and then send their girlfriend an insulting message the next day.

"Dude, Graham totally Hannforded me last nite".
"He gave you a Hannaford? So I guess you too aren't friends anymore? That's a horrible thing to do to a friend. You gonna deck him?"
"No, I don't wanna lower myself to his standards."
"Good."

by buttbungofiesta August 20, 2013