Mr Haaf

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

Gada Haama

The Xiaenegali Atsayiin word for Good centering or great day to be balanced

"Gada haama my friend! How are you doing today?"

"Gada bakaka! (Good! The power we build with circulates). Thanks for asking."

"Gada atsaylem (good indeed)"

by AxionagoKalinago January 28, 2026

Pulled a Haave

To have a child at the age of 16.

Man 1: Yo I just lost my virginity

Man 2: No shit really?
Man 1:Problem is I Pulled a Haave
Man 2:So any children name yet?

by LongSchlongBonerDong June 19, 2017

Seth de haan

A little piece of shit that no one cares about. Also he's really short. He loves art and is pretty good at it however he is addicted to coffee and reddit

Guy: oh whos that?
Guy 2:That's Seth de haan he's a piece of shit.
Guy: oh i forgot and he's also really fucking short

by Asmallperson May 13, 2020

ryan mark Haave

A very large Italian man who just loves goats and saying what

Why is Ryan mark Haave always saying what? What?

by Joe has ligma November 22, 2021